Thursday, August 30, 2012

Self serve wine?

Place near us, much nearer to Kevin. Buy a card, sample at will. You can buy 'Sample', a 'Half Glass' or a 'Full Glass'. Forty-eight wines to try! We're living in the mutherfucking future people!

Second try?

Awesome action figures

Yum circles!

Guy goes to Target and puts new & improved names on products.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Holy shit

Watching non standard news channel and it's showing dozens and dozens of dead people in Syria. Me thinks our news coddles us a wee bit.

Siskel & Ebert Aliens review

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e7wP1DRJjU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Cops Skyrim style

Watched a fuck ton of TV while sick

Cinemax has a show called Strike Back that is pretty fucking awesome.
Anyway -- the one thing I avoided like the plague was "Tower Heist".
Or "True Blood".
Fuck that shit.

NICE -- Fast Times just came on -- PHOEBE CATES BOOBS!!!
I LOVE THE CARS !!!!

Five word review of "intolerable cruelty"

I like the biting poodle!
or
"Living without Intestines"... thats BRILLIANT.
or
Weezy Joe, hardly knew ya.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

Watch breaking bad, bitches!!!!
Holyholyholyholyholy Shit

Five word review of "galaxy qwest"

Aladdin-ish "diamond in the rough"

Question

Does it matter what bill Murray says @ end of lost in translation, or is it the crux of the matter ??????

Five word review of "The Town"

Poor man's version of 'Heat'.

Really - everything about it was Heat-lite.
The Fed's surveillance was the worst - its like "Hey, I know these guys are banging scores... but I'm not gonna but a tail on the brains, or muscle, or driver, or tech."

Anyway.

@ 2:58, Norm goes full retard. Never go full retard

If only we could all be big micks (see forthcoming review of "The Town")


Saturday, August 25, 2012

Holy shit!!!

Neil Armstrong dead!!!!

Friday, August 24, 2012

The first rule of toddler fight club...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/21/daycare-workers-accused-running-toddler-fight-club

I Cannot Stop Laughing at this Picture

Worst Touch Up Job Ever

Sickness bitches

Hey , viral infection going around according to my doc- if you guys get exhausted, soreness & vomiting , at least I warned you
I've eaten two bananas since Wed, slept past 24 hrs. Enjoy

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

O.M.G. YUCK!!!



PubMed Results
Item 1 of 1    (Display the citation in PubMed)

1. Dermatology. 2006;213(3):242-4.

Creeping hair: an isolated hair burrowing in the uppermost dermis resembling larva migrans.

Sakai R, Higashi K, Ohta M, Sugimoto Y, Ikoma Y, Horiguchi Y.

Source

Department of Dermatology, Osaka Red Cross Hospital, and Higashi Skin Clinic, Osaka, Japan.

Comment in

Abstract

A 55-year-old Japanese male presented with a slowly moving linear erythema that looked like an eruption of creeping disease, or cutaneous larva migrans. The eruption extended linearly along Langer's line of the lateral side of the abdomen to the lower back, leaving wave-like erythema. In the top third of the erythematous eruption, close examination demonstrated a black thin line, which was revealed to be a hair shaft by a shallow incision of the skin. After removal of the hair, the eruption diminished immediately, leaving a slight pigmentation. An ingrown pubic hair seemed to have migrated with the lower end forward along Langer's line, because of the arrangement of hair cuticle and the force of body motion. Linearly moving erythematous eruptions that look like that of larva migrans should be differentiated from creeping hair by close examination detecting burrowing hair.

PMID: 17033177 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]
Icon for S. Karger AG, Basel, Switzerland


How many ways are there to say " I love the internet" ?????



Spoiler alert for some movie with girl from alias and kid with leafy feet



And dont forget the wife who cries after Star Wars, Back to the Future and Lord of the Rings.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Nightmare Fuel.

The kid from Deliverance all grown up...

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Brent, Here's Where You Went Wrong, Playa.

Nice...

Time to Chase the Dragon!

Docs find way to make heroin non-addictive

Honest question for the blog: what % certain would doctors need to be that their smack was non addictive for you to try it? For me, it's probably somewhere in the 90% range. I mean, there's a reason that people fuck over everything/one that they know/love for this stuff, so the option to try it once would be pretty enticing. I'm trying to work out some kind of EV calculation and I keep running into the problem of Pascal's Wager and infinite downside. 'tis a real bummer dude.

Monday, August 13, 2012

This, however, does not get better the more you stare at it.


Normally Hate These Mashups...

however, this one is quite well done.

Think This Will This be on My Clasroom Wall on 8/27?

Totally.

Oh Julius...

Fake transcript? I think not!

Let's see, that's two national titles and how many ACC titles they'll have to take down from the rafters of the Dean Dome?

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Wait for it*!!!!!!



*Note: Kevin is probably the only viewer who will get the payoff for this idiocy.

Hunt wild pigs for the environment: Kill and eat invasive species.

Wooh Pig Sooey!

Raising Successful Children - Hat tip T Bone

Teach Your Children Well...

Vacation bitches

Interesting tidbit I noticed - Stats for August past couple of years:

August (30) 2012
August (37) 2011
August (31) 2010
August (27) 2009 -- started going to the beach every year
August (73) 2008
August (147) 2007

So I'd like to see how true to form the rest of this month goes. I've been a busy little beaver the past couple of weeks, pushing for the 4000th post on the blog.
Will I be too busy digging gigantic holes at the beach to post awesome shit ?
Wait and see !!!

BTW -- I'm noticing we've become more of an "aggregator" and less of a place where we post daily tidbits of life. Not sure if its because we've run out of tidbits, or if its just how things evolve on the tubes.

Out. Beeches.

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Friday, August 03, 2012

He will.

Damn.

This is how one does Kuato

Where Amazing Happens

Thursday, August 02, 2012

Smoke machines? Bad CGI fire? Gold magically turning into money? People dressed like kings and rapping about pawning your belongings ? YES YES YES YES

Im guessing Im a little behind the times

since I dont read Grantland regularly.

BTW -- this is gold.

Twenty-two years after it first opened, the all-suite Rio Las Vegas Hotel and Casino has become one of those iconic Las Vegas bad ideas, a bruised thumb that sticks up over Interstate 15, a half-mile off the Strip. Aside from competitive room prices, there is no good reason to stay there — the casino ceilings are low and smell of mold and cigarette smoke; the tables aren't as cheap as they should be; the food options range from Burger King's "high-concept" Whopper Bar and a dated seafood restaurant where a half-dozen ethered lobsters drag themselves around a saltwater bath. In the context of a city in which the word "vacant" means more than it does anywhere else in the world, the Rio stands out as a particularly visible reminder of just how optimistic we all must have been in better economic times.



I noticed this during the marathon in 07 -- the Rio way the fuck off the strip and just... lonely looking.

The Lion King Rises

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING!!! BEAR CAM!!!!

Brown Bear & Salmon Cam - Brooks Falls - Bears - explore

NEVER TRUST CARE.COM!!!!

Railgun awesome-ness