Not to get all soft in my old age...

but reading story after story after story of soldiers who have died , even in just the past decade, is breaking my heart. Granted no one is going to tell the unvarnished truth , like "Yeah, he was a douchebag who fucked my wife on my last deployment", but good lord, when someone says they would have followed their Captain "into Hell with a spoon", I get REALLY teary eyed.

I could digress into how our volunteer armed forces are PROBABLY going to be janissaires within a generation, full of Mexicans trying to get citizenship, but for now, I'm just saying a prayer for all the departed.

Someone has sense of humor -- bathroom door @ work

HFS... no guns @ reception hall. Weak sauce!!!

This is how professionals deal with cash bar

Cash bar ??? Are you F-ing kidding ????????

I think we've de-jittered. Let's get some wedding on!!! B

More pre wedding jitters

Tap the bottle , spin the cap

Getting our drank on

Pre wedding jitters - knocking back an 8 ball and shots of tequila. Picks to follow.

#1 reason to use hand sanitizer

Rapture bomb!!!

Should I feel like we missed out on a craze???

Five word review of "Get him to the Greek"

Please tell me what happened????

Always thought he'd be the one to see old age

of the 80's wrestling crew...



HT on the pic to wheresrandysavage.tumblr.com

For those of you old enough to remember...

One of my first posts on the blog, prior to creating "The Deuce" to keep politics & religion off the main page, was me bitching about my hatred of John Edwards.

Well, LOL x 1/0.

Fuck you, WebThumb.

WOO HOO

Super Mario Bros 3 game

You just got knocked the F out

This is what it's come to in class.

This one is for the Sidekick -- USE YOUR MIND!!

I for one say this every morning around 9 AM

Diplomacy

Who wants to play Diplomacy? It's a lot like Risk except there is no randomness coming from die roles. Instead, you must work with other players (via blind emails) to get superior numbers in your attacks/defenses. It's kinda like playing chess by mail but way more fun and requires less strategic know how. The game requires action once every two days for about 2 months. You can put a lot more time into it but it's not required.

Question to all:

If I happen to catch your wives ( or husbands for any of our female readers) having an affair, am i supposed to tell you or not ?

Completely a hypothetical based on watching a movie where nothing happens ( The Dilemma)

Top 5 funniest things I've ever said ????

So Adam & Mike show on 99.9 yesterday, they're talking about Ocho Cinco getting paid $10,00 to get a bull out of the pen, a Ford truck and naming rights to the bull if he lasts 8 seconds

I called in and quipped "Is is too soon to say I'd pay Ocho $10,000 if he could stay in the back of Chris Henry's wife's truck for 8 seconds?"
They hung up and started castigating me

Awesome.

LOL -- Arnold hates cats, loves "whore-gies"

In honor of Arnold cutting Maria out of his life...

5 word review of Thor

Serving breakfast imbues demigod status ??????

or

Kenneth Braunaugh, stick with Shakespeare.

or

I thought giants were GIANT.

Nerdiest (and greatest) correction of all time.

Better than Shark vs. Bear, Ninja vs. Pirates, Superman vs. Lightsaber... I bring you... Wolverine. vs. T Rex

Could have used this last night

OMG THIS IS THE FUCKING BOMB!!!!

Roll a D6 from Connor Anderson on Vimeo.

Every line from Hudson in "Aliens"