Tuesday, January 31, 2012

HOLY SHIT!!



Georgia's Anna Watson Is College Football's Strongest Female Cheerleader

It's one thing for professional athletes to have to make an ethical decision about using steroids, but college cheerleaders?

Anna Watson has to be America's strongest female cheerleader; the University of Georgia student loves spending time in the weight room, and it certainly shows. But she has more important things in her life: Watson passed up a big money fitness modeling contract because she refused to use a legal steroid.

"It's an elite position to be a cheerleader at UGA," Watson told Red and Black, her school's award-winning student newspaper. "They have hundreds of girls try out, and to be selected out of all of those people to be on the team, it’s kind of a big deal. So those girls were very humble and gracious and patient to help me just learn the basic stuff."

Watson has been cheering since age 5. She can bench press 155 pounds, squat 255 pounds and dead lift 230 pounds. According to the school newspaper, she added an impressive four inches of muscles on her arms in just 10 months.

A deeply religious junior exercise and sports science major, Watson was on the brink of a $75,000 fitness-modeling contract that could have set her up for a lifetime career in modeling -- but she turned it down.

Why?

A modeling agent wanted her to use Anavar, a legal anabolic steroid to help her gain up to 50 pounds of muscle. Worried about the effects on her body when she decides to have kids, Watson passed.

"I don't serve a modeling agent. I serve the Lord," Watson said. "I'm not going to compromise my morals and my beliefs just to take pictures. I believe that my body is a temple and a beautiful creation, so I don't want to put anything into it that can harm it."

Despite being somewhat of a cult hero for her large muscles, Watson says that's not really who she is.

"I know that my identity is not in working out," Watson said. "It’s not who I am. It’s not what I want people to see me as. Yes, on the outside, I’m a very fit individual, but when you get to know me, my life is not all about exercise and working out."

After cheering at three home Georgia football games, Watson is on the disabled list right now after rupturing her Achilles tendon.

FLANKING SPEED!!!!

Problem Solving 101

Skyrim 2!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG APRIL 1 bitches!!!!!

Holy shit

THIS sounds horrible.

for kevin..



Brent(7:47:54 AM): look at you, quoting phil collins!!
Kevin(7:49:29 AM): whered I do that ?
Kevin(7:49:37 AM): completely unintended

So now that we're all on the same page

Monday, January 30, 2012

Truer words have never been spoken

Via WWTDD -- I've never felt such a kinship with a blogger before, but this post shttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifort of encapsulates the way I feel about dick.

Quote:

"3. I can’t really blame him. I don’t have anything against gay guys, and I actually despise people who do (I even give money to the Matthew Shepard foundation every month) but if someone tried to put a penis inside of me, I would fight them to the death, until I literally died, and my last words on earth would be, “get… that thing… away from me… it’s gross.”"

I feel like we've seen this 1000 times... and yet , my love for Guy Pierce makes cliches sound like Shakespeare!

Jumped the shark a little early.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Anyone without plans this weekend

Brent(12:55:02 PM): Stephen Rannazzisi
Brent(12:55:08 PM): @ charlie goodnights
Brent(12:55:13 PM): tonight, tom, sunday

Brent(12:56:10 PM): know who im talking about, right?
Kevin(12:56:37 PM): raffi ???
Brent(12:56:41 PM): kevin
Kevin(12:57:03 PM): AHHH

WEST COAST!!!

Even the deaf love ironic humor

I always wondered how Phil could afford Wrestlemania tickets.

THIS makes pretty good sense -- he, by the end, had PERFECT knowledge and could probably make some very sophisticated trades ( since Feb 2, 1993 was a Tuesday) early in the morning once the markets opened, then BOOM -- multi-millionaire at the end of the day. Pretty sweet, but I really dont think that jibes with the whole notion of the film as being self improvement for the sake of others, as opposed to stock trades being nearly the same as robbing the armored car ( in terms of selfish gratification).

Anyway -- greatest movie ever? Not sure, but its still fucking awesome.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Unlike JoePa,

Kevin learned that man on man love existed in his twenties...no, not like that!



Kevin: "It's about a dude!!!!"
Me: "Well yeah, Bob's gay."
Kevin: "He's singing to a dude!"
Me: "See my earlier response."
Kevin: "Dude! Woah."
Me: "Yup."

Medical convention

Looks like Im not the only huge fan of Nickleback



I think the guys in makeup used to open for Cheap Trick.

Avengers shouldnt text

Linky goodness

Tony is perpetually exasperated and kind of a jerk, Thor types IN ALL CAPS and is basically an overcaffeinated five year old obsessed with Adele, Steve is just continually confused, and Bucky can’t text because of his robot arm. Also his phone autocorrects to the word “knives” a lot. Along the way, Pepper is forced to explain Harry Potter, Tony’s house is destroyed repeatedly, and the only sane man in all this is…Loki.

I love the internet.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Even without Wikipedia, the Internets are literally kicking ass today.

FDR: American Badass! is a real movie coming out this year.

The movie synopsis is, “FDR rides a ‘wheelchair of death’ to stop the world from werewolves who carry the polio virus, including werewolf versions of Hitler, Mussolini, and Emperor Hirohito.”

“A werewolf attacked you. It bit your leg. It release a small stream of . . . You’ve got the polio, Frank.”

“Does my c*ck still work?”







More flash game goodness

Super Mario Bros. Crossover is a flash-based emulation of Super Mario Bros

The game lets you play all levels of the NES classic not just as Mario, but also as Link (from The Legend Of Zelda), Simon (from Castlevania), Samus (from Metroid), Bill (from Contra), and Mega Man (from Burger Time…).

Little bit of Geto Boys to start the day.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Yikes!!!

Asked for a diet pepsi .... In ATL.
Big mistake.

Has there ever been a bigger waste of money than the TSA???

It's like how ruxin is a nazi stereotype of a Jew-- the TSA is a conservatives nightmare if pointless , useless kafkaesque bureaucracy . I fucking hate flying now.

I Love Humanity and its Foibles!

Hello from ant1mat3rie on Vimeo.



Morpheus makes it.

Ignore the crappy music and wallow in the fucking awesomeness of gigantic wave surfing

Too much effort to post 10 links

Instead, I give you the 10 boldest comedians of our time.

So the wife & I apparently made a minor impact on civilization

The wing buffet at Buffalo Brothers was originally 25 cent wings -- which we destroyed at the grand opening, eating like 46 each. Next came the $10 Saturday buffet, which we destroyed multiple times.
So Luke & I meet up there this weekend for lunch, hoping to catch the buffet. Which is gone. No more. WTF???
The waitress was like "Hey, aren't you the guy who did wing offs with your wife? Yeah, we lost so much money because of that we went from 25 cent wings to the buffet to finally just getting rid of it."

BOOM!!!!

Sunday, January 15, 2012

LOL @ Zombieland

Any regrets?
"Garfield... maybe"

BTW -- 5 word review of "Zombieland"

Laughed so hard I puked.


Sweet Dee's review from a year ago

Friday, January 13, 2012

Saturday, January 07, 2012

camera recommendation

we just finished Caleb's first basketball game and we now have a get out of guilt free reason to get a new, awesome camera. Our point and shoot that did okay with soccer miserably failed in the moderate light elementary gymnasium.

So, I know we want a mid-high range digital SLR with a 50-200 is zoom lens. I have all of this in an old cannon 'film' camera body, but neither the body or the set of lenses I have are convertible with the new (very new to me) digital camera hardware.

Any recommendations, especially from folks like Pooler who've had to get action shots of kids?

with the possible side benefit to others about to embark on the younge sports scene?

please drop me an opinion, 'cause it's gonna happen.

tom

Friday, January 06, 2012

Five word review of "The Change Up"

We're only like 30 minutes in -- this movie is fucking hilarious.
Vulgar. Crass. Naughty. Poop in the mouth.

Great fucking movie.

OMG OMG OMG -- Just too fucking funny

Ok... Five word review.
"Steve Driver... You perfect bastard"

DAMMIT HUDSON!!

i'm literally going to go into the future, watch the season 2 finale of GOT, and come back and tell you what happens..

F. M. L.

*obscenity* *obscenity* *obscenity* *obscenity* *obscenity* *obscenity*

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