Thursday, November 24, 2011

How much do I love the internet ????

This one is for Sweet Dee

Happy Thanksgiving!!!






30% and 24 inch pythons!




















well, ya know something mean gene.. the hulkster was just atomic legdropped by ex wife linda bollea. the recent divorce settlement revealed that linda is set to receive:

- 70% of the couples savings and investments ($7.44 million)
- 40% ownership of hogan's business ventures
- $3 million property settlement

it's not all bad though. hulk gets to keep all personal appearance money, sales from his book, and will pay no alimony.

Monday, November 14, 2011

When it comes down to it, I really am a funny MF-er

Customer in Indiana, last name Koontz, as soon as she tells me her name, I scream "Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms!"

BOOM!

Bam! Pig Humping A Cow..

This sounds bad.

Floods in Thailand have caused spike in hard drive prices


Also -- not sure if anyone else is aware of this - the yield on the Georgia peanut crop was 0%. Prices for peanut butter are skyrocketing also.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

RIP Bill Keane



I know it's not a 4000 pixel tall picture of a woman with a semen spurting penis on her neck, but it's still amusing regardless.

Mr. McGibblets

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

BOOOOOM!!

half marathon results

I'm hoping some will find more time (especially me) to train some for a few more events. I found the half a lot nicer to the body than the full I tried last time. Something about NOT running through Umstead Park in the second half of the race. . .

The beer garden had all you drink LoneRider brews. I'm not a big IPA fan, but I enjoyed the calorie bomb. I definitely preferred the brown ale. .

Looking forward to training more for future events (last run was the VA 10 Miler - nothing trained between).

over the 10k 8:55 pace, 10k to the 10.2miler 8:48 pace and the last 2.9 was 9:42 pace.

Next up?


Place

Bib #
Name
6.2 Mi
10.2 Mi
Gun Time
Chip Time
Pace
Age
Gender
City



81
3197
TOM HERNDON
0:55:18
1:30:34
1:58:42
1:58:02
9:01
37
M
DURHAM NC

Stripper zombie ... flamethrowers????

Funny shit

my subconscious wants me to bang a gong this morning..

Monday, November 07, 2011

ECU Streaker













reflector.com/jail-booking
BookID: 121251
FirstName: JOHN
LastName: SIEGLINGER
ChargeDescription: TRESPASSING - 1ST DEGREE -MISDEMEANOR
INDECENT EXPOSURE -MISDEMEANOR
Gender: M
Race: W
Weight: 150
Height: 5' 08"
Age: 21
BondAmount: $1500
BondType: SECU
JudicialStatus: PRET
BookDate: 2011-11-05

This one's for Sweet Dee

Saturday, November 05, 2011

Boss (new on Starz)

Boss just finished it's third episode and I'm impressed. While I'm underwhelmed by the plot and character development thus far, the foundation for a terrific show is there (think West Wing meets Sopranos). From the Uncle Tupelo cover as an introduction song to Chicago grit, this show gets Illinois politics and that's a worthwhile show in its own right. See episode one here.

Wednesday, November 02, 2011