Not quite a double...

Nor is it all the way, but still, what does it mean?

HT:Sweet Dee

Anyone who may have attended a certain ceremony in 2000.... you attended nothing.

Good news -- the annulment went through!!!!
I've officially only been married once!

I love the internet.

Nothing more true has ever been said.

If you’re not excited about this movie, you are communist and I hate you.

Juan Huevos

This is another performance from the HopScotch music festival I did security for a few weeks back. This guy's style is NERDcore rap. White dude in little ass postal delivery carrier shorts and he uses a projector to project images of himself and various other people. In this clip just like at HopScotch he strips down to his tighty whiteys. Interesting dude with what has to be either the biggest ego on the planet or a sense of humor.The first video is him performing at my club but it is only 25s long so I put another one up which is longer but he doesn't have his projector going so it is no where near as funny.

Oh and he is local so if anyone wants to catch his show let me know because it is well worth the $5 or whatever they charge.

His MySpace site

It's Not Mountains...

But it is close in just being weird. This group is know for sampling, but instead of sampling other songs they use some common sounds and some uncommon sounds as well just for good measure. In the first clip the song is called thirty incoming and the people talking are from the guy's voice mail, I guess they are the thirty incoming messages that he had. This next one is their most popular on iTunes right now. I am not really sure what this song is about but it is one of their more popular on their latest album.

Colbert @ US House of Reps

He stays in character the entire time. Pretty funny too but I think its humor and probably point was lost on all in the room.

2 words: Watermelon. Headshot.

Wow. So this is our back yard.

HOLY SHIT. Too F-ing awesome.

The 1st annual Hudson Wing Ding is complete

So we each ate 46 wings and neither of us vomited.

Not that we didnt feel like absolute shit - headaches, general greasiness, bloat, etc...

All in all, truly horrible.

that's the day. . .

When my dad and the president of Iran have the same opinion concerning the role of the federal government involving the Towers, Israel and maybe even MLK? That I survived my childhood continues to amaze me, and harden me against most any sympathy/empathy I have for my father's insanity. I only laugh now because we used the bullet to make multiple margaritas and play Wii frisbee golf. . .

WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Hi Sarah and Kevin,

Congratulations! We received your loan approval today.


BOOM!!!!!!!

Cannot explain how F-ing excited we are. Shooting for closing on the 30th -- painters & carpet & kitchen guys getting in there first, then..... BOOM!!!!

How exactly does one go about asking a stripper out on a date???

So, let's say you're going to a strip club, we'll call it "Sneakers" , and there is a stripper there that is either the best stripper ever, in terms of knowing how to talk to geeky guys ( comic books, indie films,etc...) or she's actually a geeky stripper.
She apparently has never asked the prospective "Asker-outer" if he wants a dance, but does spend time talking with him.

How exactly does one go about asking a stipper out ???
I think he needs to invite her out, then go to a different strip club, sort of the whole irony angle.
Also -- there are movie & music festivals in Durham that he could ask her to.

Thoughts ?
Ideas?

I have no experience with the whole strip club scene so I have personal experience as to how he should proceed.

Officially out of 4704 Quail Hollow Dr.

 We're now living like hobos, hopping trains and eating rats, sleeping at the Homestead Suites

The baby , of course, is not entirely happy with the environmental changes, and was up until 6:30 this morning
 

My bellsouth email address is , technically, deleted

I think they'll be able to re-enable it once we get an official address.

So if you need, please punt to nikkobotswana@gmail.com until I'm back in bidness.

Five Word Review Love Happens

Respect for Aaron Eckahart lost.

Five word review of Iron Man 2

BRING ON THE AVENGERS !!!!!

yes, I understand that was only 4 words.... and the fifth would be...

MJOLNIR !!!!!!!

Thanks to all for the help this weekend.

Really helped out alot by getting our stuff moved out without having to hire the crack heads @ Trosa.

Anyone who missed out on wings & beer, dont worry -- consider yourself rain-checked.

No thanks, I'll pass on the beer.

Cross posted to the deuce

It hinges on that line. But check it out.

Couple back & forth emails w. the Big Uke

Trying to find out if the Ukrainian mafia will do bad things to me if we get the house -- short answer.. YES.

Anyway -- might be getting a new member for the StRA community, but then again, Luke's invite has been sitting in Limbo for several years.

Next road trip to Baltimore ????

10/02/10 GWAR in Baltimore, MD @ Sonar

Looks like 11 AM works out best for majority of giant beeches this weekend

Regardless of when you can make it, I can use your big strong muscles to move some shit -- after that, beer & wangs !!!!

MOUNTAINS

This is what I experienced last night. Notice I said experienced and not listened to. No one listens to MOUNTAINS, you experience MOUTNAINS.
I guess they were really feeling it because the album version is only 9 minutes long but last night it was at least 37 minutes of this experience.


NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most Awesome Security Gig Ever.

I couldn't reserve this for Bounce With Me. Thie weekend is Hopscotch - a music event downtown w/ 10 venues and like 140 bands over a 3 day period. I happened to be working at one of the clubs this weekend.

Pretty slow night all things considered then at around 12:15am the 2nd to last band stops and the next band called Mountains doesn't start till 1am. At around 12:30 the place is almost entirely cleared out. And then the hippies start pouring in. I thought that the sound guys were setting up stuff but it was the next band. They were setting up all of their WahWah pedals (several) and their other electro-synth stuff. The hippies start sitting indian style on the floor and the "band" starts what I believe is their sound check because they are making noise 15 miutes before they go on. Very low volume and while there are two acoustic guitars on stage neither one is holding them because they are messing with all of their electro stuff. After about 10 minutes of what seemed like a sound check (but apparently wasn't) one of the guys sits down and starts to play guitar. It went like this for the next 28 minutes, literally they only played ONE song. It was over 15 minutes before the sound came up to normal volumes and I think that they purposefully increased the volume incrementally. All the while the hippie were sitting indian style and some had their heads down (not sure how they did that, but then again they probably are into yoga or pilates or something) and others were leaning on each other.

During all of this I removed 3 knives from two patrons.

Interesting thing that appears to have happened.

Cannot find ANYTHING on the tubes about the Black Pistons anymore -- I think they obviously got into some very very very very bad trouble in the past 5 or 6 years and have been wiped clean from the tubes.


BTW -- no Henry Rollins led gang bang on SoA tonight - just a near emasculation.

HFS. Bad Assed Brand

Television Programming Note

It's Always Sunny returns this Thursday 9/16, set your DVR's!

Side note: the funniest show only Trey and I watched last year, 'The League', is back (also on Thursday night)!

WTF is wrong with our gubbnor?

Look at her! Worst plastic surgery ever (probably not, but still...)

Maybe the hardest, most fun thing I've ever done

Went for a run w. Cam in the jogging stroller -- that is fucking HARD.
My calves are shot from going up hills, but dear lord, how much fun was that ???
Also - it gives me hope that now I can start races early in the Stroller division, although I'm completely aware that Pooler's brother will kick everyone's ass.

Depending on how things go...

Closing on the 23rd for the Casa De QH.

We've done most of the repairs on the inspection, have a contractor finishing up today & tomorrow, and should get the final go ahead really really soon. (Hopefully they think Radon is something as harmless as a roach motel)

Anyone available on the 18th to move the last of the last of the stuff to storage?
We should have the moving van from the realtor, so we can probably get it all in one load, then go somewhere, drink beer, eat wangs & watch football.

Really all that is left:
The big thing that Greg & I have moved from one room to another & back
2 sofas.
2 tvs.
Wash stand upstairs.
China cabinet & table & one other piece of snazzy cherry furniture.
Other than that its all shit that can be be broken down and moved out quick & easy.

The beds I BELIEVE stay until the 21st and will be going to like a Pack Rat or something.

Anyhooo....

The Ukranian Mafia house is one step closer to being a reality -- big hurdles ahead, but updates to follow.

ALSO
Tbone -- I have a shit ton of tools & what not that I need to move, hopefully to your shed

How did I completely miss out on Juggalos???

History

The term originated during a live performance by Insane Clown Posse. During the song "The Juggla", Joseph Bruce addressed the audience as Juggalos, and the positive response resulted in Bruce and Joseph Utsler using the word thereafter to refer to themselves and their friends, family, and fans, including other Psychopathic Records artists.[2] Juggalos have compared themselves to a family.[3][4] Common characteristics include drinking the inexpensive soft drink Faygo and wearing face paint.[3] They view the lyrics of Psychopathic Records artists (which are often violent in nature) as a catharsis for aggression.[5][6] Several well known figures have identified as Juggalos. These include professional wrestlers Kazushige Nosawa[7] and Vampiro,[8] and rappers Chuck D,[9] Kung Fu Vampire,[10] MURS,[11] Coolio,[12] and Vanilla Ice.[13] According to Utsler, "[Juggalos come] from all walks of life -- from poverty, from rich, from all religions, all colors. [...] It doesn't matter if you're born with a silver spoon in your mouth, or a crack rock in your mouth."[14]

Ninja mutherfucka!!!!!!

So....

Is "Predator" actually the most plausible of all of Arnold's movies, even more so than Commando (with a hidden arsenal inside a Wal Mart) or even Conan (with magic and transmorgification) ???

I mean, all we're asked to believe is that aliens exit -- that doesnt seem too far fetched.

PS.
Is it even legal now days to call one's co-stars a bunch of slack jawed faggots ????

we'll see how our little one's create, eh

we did go to f'ing engineering school with an architecture department, didn't we? Living room construction!

Its fuck or walk

THIS...IS... PAINTING!!!!!!!!!

Is Cleveland based on Aaron Neville?

I know that we've already set up a group date for the Wall Street movie

but, damn, what do we have to do to get people together for a REAL (albeit, terribly violent) movie like,

MACHETE

By the way,

Trey's last post made me think of this:



and then this:

It's my personal mission to make this guy bigger than Jesus

October 9, Local 506, Trey, myself, and my lovely bride are in (and grabbing seats at the bar), who's with us?

I Don't Ask Much

But I'm asking to get the group together for the movie premiere of Wall Street 2. It's going to be like Woodstock for Goldman Sachs obsessed hipster dinosaurs.