One-take fight scene going floor after floor of an entire building
Monday, May 31, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Five word review of "Precious"
Make your daddy love you!!!
BTW -- the Klan could not have made a movie with a worse depiction of black people.
BTW -- the Klan could not have made a movie with a worse depiction of black people.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
This may beat the foot long ads
Shake weight. How do the models make it through the filming without completely losing it.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Something too gross for me to post
If your stomach can handle it, check out the pic of the matador getting gored in the face that's on Deadspin
in the face!!!!
in the face!!!!
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Good Lord.
The Human Centipede
(2010)
Short version:
Both police officers are shot by Dr. Heiter, but the officer kills Dr. Heiter before dying. Katsuro kills himself, and Jenny dies from her infection. Lindsay, the middle part of the human centipede, is stuck, because both the front and the rear of the "centipede" are dead. The screen cuts to black before revealing what happens to Lindsay.
Long version:
Two young American girls, Lindsay and Jenny, are on a trip through all of Europe. They are approached by a man who invites them to a party in Germany. They decide to go, but like typical horror movies, they get lost and end up with a flat tire in the middle of the forest, no cell phone signal, and it's raining. They walk through the forest, instead of following the road, for an hour, and find the house of Dr. Heiter.
Dr. Heiter invite both the women into his house. After a short time, he offers them a drink that is laced with the date rape drug, which knocks them both out. They awake the next day, strapped to hospital beds, along with Katsuro. He begins to explain to the three what he will do to them, offering up drawn pictures to illustrate his point - he literally plans to simply cut off the ligaments from their knees so they are unable to stand, then sew Lindsay's lips to Katsuro's anus, then Jenny's lips to Lindsay's anus, thus forming a human centipede.
Dr. Heiter attempts to, and succeeds in, creating the human centipede. He begins to try and train them like a dog, trying to teach the trio to fetch newspapers and eat from a dog bowl. Since Katsuro is the head of the centipede, he is basically in control of everything they do, and so he is extremely disobedient, not following any orders given. Several times, Dr. Heiter brutally whips the trio for disobedience.
After several scenes replaying the basic training theme above, Dr. Heiter brings the human centipede in for a check up. Katsuro and Lindsay are both in good health, but Jenny's surgical wounds are infected, and Dr. Heiter decides that she must be removed from the centipede, killed, and replaced. Before he is able to, though, the police knock on his door. He returns upstairs to greet the officers. They ask to visit his cellar, but he refuses to allow them. He tries to drug them both, but neither will fall for it, and threaten to return with a warrant.
While Dr. Heiter is upstairs, the human centipede attempts to escape. Katsuro arms himself with a surgical scalpel. The trio hide in the hallway. When Dr. Heiter comes back downstairs, Katsuro attacks. He stabs Dr. Heiter in the foot, twists the blade, then jabs it into his shin. When Dr. Heiter falls over, Katsuro bites a part of his neck off. The human centipede attempts to escape and crawls into a room and attempts to smash the glass window. It fails, however, as the glass is hardened, but several shards fall off. Dr. Heiter follows the human centipede and corners them in the room. Katsuro, feeling like he is a failure with his life, kills himself with the glass shard, trapping Lindsay and Jenny, who are still sewn to him.
The police return with a warrant, as threatened. They kick in the door while Dr. Heiter limps away, locking what is left of the human centipede in the room. Dr. Heiter manages to stab one police officer in the neck, steal his gun, and shoot the other one. Though the officer is dying, he fires off one shot and hits Dr. Heiter directly in the head, killing him, before he dies himself.
In the room, Jenny slowly dies from her infection. With Lindsay the only living person inside the house, she is unable to do anything, since both the other parts of the centipede are dead. The screen cuts to black before it is revealed what happens to Lindsay.
(2010)
Short version:
Both police officers are shot by Dr. Heiter, but the officer kills Dr. Heiter before dying. Katsuro kills himself, and Jenny dies from her infection. Lindsay, the middle part of the human centipede, is stuck, because both the front and the rear of the "centipede" are dead. The screen cuts to black before revealing what happens to Lindsay.
Long version:
Two young American girls, Lindsay and Jenny, are on a trip through all of Europe. They are approached by a man who invites them to a party in Germany. They decide to go, but like typical horror movies, they get lost and end up with a flat tire in the middle of the forest, no cell phone signal, and it's raining. They walk through the forest, instead of following the road, for an hour, and find the house of Dr. Heiter.
Dr. Heiter invite both the women into his house. After a short time, he offers them a drink that is laced with the date rape drug, which knocks them both out. They awake the next day, strapped to hospital beds, along with Katsuro. He begins to explain to the three what he will do to them, offering up drawn pictures to illustrate his point - he literally plans to simply cut off the ligaments from their knees so they are unable to stand, then sew Lindsay's lips to Katsuro's anus, then Jenny's lips to Lindsay's anus, thus forming a human centipede.
Dr. Heiter attempts to, and succeeds in, creating the human centipede. He begins to try and train them like a dog, trying to teach the trio to fetch newspapers and eat from a dog bowl. Since Katsuro is the head of the centipede, he is basically in control of everything they do, and so he is extremely disobedient, not following any orders given. Several times, Dr. Heiter brutally whips the trio for disobedience.
After several scenes replaying the basic training theme above, Dr. Heiter brings the human centipede in for a check up. Katsuro and Lindsay are both in good health, but Jenny's surgical wounds are infected, and Dr. Heiter decides that she must be removed from the centipede, killed, and replaced. Before he is able to, though, the police knock on his door. He returns upstairs to greet the officers. They ask to visit his cellar, but he refuses to allow them. He tries to drug them both, but neither will fall for it, and threaten to return with a warrant.
While Dr. Heiter is upstairs, the human centipede attempts to escape. Katsuro arms himself with a surgical scalpel. The trio hide in the hallway. When Dr. Heiter comes back downstairs, Katsuro attacks. He stabs Dr. Heiter in the foot, twists the blade, then jabs it into his shin. When Dr. Heiter falls over, Katsuro bites a part of his neck off. The human centipede attempts to escape and crawls into a room and attempts to smash the glass window. It fails, however, as the glass is hardened, but several shards fall off. Dr. Heiter follows the human centipede and corners them in the room. Katsuro, feeling like he is a failure with his life, kills himself with the glass shard, trapping Lindsay and Jenny, who are still sewn to him.
The police return with a warrant, as threatened. They kick in the door while Dr. Heiter limps away, locking what is left of the human centipede in the room. Dr. Heiter manages to stab one police officer in the neck, steal his gun, and shoot the other one. Though the officer is dying, he fires off one shot and hits Dr. Heiter directly in the head, killing him, before he dies himself.
In the room, Jenny slowly dies from her infection. With Lindsay the only living person inside the house, she is unable to do anything, since both the other parts of the centipede are dead. The screen cuts to black before it is revealed what happens to Lindsay.
Not going to inundate the blog with Dio
but thought this photo was just awesome (that's Lemmy from Motorhead with RJD, for those not in the know).
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
My father is insane; ??th round. ding.
Durham County Sheriff dropped off a summons to my house today. My father is taking me to small claims court to recover the pistols that belong to my brother.
Backstory: My dad's car was parked in my back yard for several weeks with several firearms and munitions stored inside. As my neighbor's house was vandalized by teens skipping school two years ago, I decided to remove the guns and store them at a particular RA's house.
In the meantime, my father's warped view of the world, that most of us would term INSANITY, has gotten worse, figuratively and literally. He has almost no vision in his right eye. So as I prepare to oppose the transfer of my brothers guns from me to my father. (My brother and I attempted a transfer the other month, but mistimed his return to OK.)
He's called me repeatedly, claiming that he needs his guns so he can roll with his boys in case the call comes in. Which leads me to script a string of Crazy Father stories. Telling them to an audience will help me organize them in my head if I get the chance to petition the court to NOT turn over the weapons to a half blind crazy man.
Enjoy, add or ignore as your time allows.
Backstory: My dad's car was parked in my back yard for several weeks with several firearms and munitions stored inside. As my neighbor's house was vandalized by teens skipping school two years ago, I decided to remove the guns and store them at a particular RA's house.
In the meantime, my father's warped view of the world, that most of us would term INSANITY, has gotten worse, figuratively and literally. He has almost no vision in his right eye. So as I prepare to oppose the transfer of my brothers guns from me to my father. (My brother and I attempted a transfer the other month, but mistimed his return to OK.)
He's called me repeatedly, claiming that he needs his guns so he can roll with his boys in case the call comes in. Which leads me to script a string of Crazy Father stories. Telling them to an audience will help me organize them in my head if I get the chance to petition the court to NOT turn over the weapons to a half blind crazy man.
Enjoy, add or ignore as your time allows.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
I KNEW I had heard of it before -- September actually
Even Better
Favorite comment : "first this German guy sews some people’s mouths and anuses together, and THEN, things start to get weird.”
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Call it self diagnosis if you want
I dont fucking care -- test
Ninja note: I've tried to fix your html 3 or 4 times thus far, but it's hosed for some reason!
Ninja note: I've tried to fix your html 3 or 4 times thus far, but it's hosed for some reason!
greyhound data for runners out there.
Here's the pedigree and links to the race bio of Moly, Whoopi's is there too.
Hoping to get back on the running literature hunt this summer (as well as some running/exercise that is more than totin' babies and chasing four year olds on the soccer field). . .
Hoping to get back on the running literature hunt this summer (as well as some running/exercise that is more than totin' babies and chasing four year olds on the soccer field). . .
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
end of another AP Year
small celebrations in order, AP Chemistry tested yesterday and my prep changes from five sections of classes to one. With and EOC (biology). Now to get caught up on the backlog of tests/loose papers/uncoordinated scraps of earlier lessons while the AP kids prepare papers, projects and Tshirts!
Sunday, May 09, 2010
Saturday, May 08, 2010
Friday, May 07, 2010
startin' out life dog free.
I had my last Greyhound, Moly (molybdenum) take off for that couch in the sky. Haven't told Caleb yet, I expect he'll hardly notice as Moly wasn't really ever a 'family' dog. More like a roommate that used the bath room outside and stayed in his own space, physical and emotional.
He was a pretty good dog when he was younger, he really liked greyhound playgroup before he got really retired.
He was suffering from some nerve degenerative condition, losing control and tone of his rear hips/legs. At one point he was stopping for a rest during meals. VERY unusual.
So pour a little out for my quadlegged homey. He's sleeping off a brisk 3 minute walk somewhere.
He was a pretty good dog when he was younger, he really liked greyhound playgroup before he got really retired.
He was suffering from some nerve degenerative condition, losing control and tone of his rear hips/legs. At one point he was stopping for a rest during meals. VERY unusual.
So pour a little out for my quadlegged homey. He's sleeping off a brisk 3 minute walk somewhere.
Found this humourous & amusing.
Trolli Road Kill Gummies
In February 2005, following complaints by the New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, Kraft Foods decided to stop production of Trolli Road Kill
Gummies. The society complained that the products, shaped as partly
flattened squirrels, chickens and snakes, would give children an
incorrect message on the proper treatment of animals.
Tuesday, May 04, 2010
So, so cool.
Super Mario ReImagined!
It's Super Mario where you get to play as other NES characters (Link, Samus, Simon Belmont, etc...).
Very neat
It's Super Mario where you get to play as other NES characters (Link, Samus, Simon Belmont, etc...).
Very neat
Monday, May 03, 2010
Saturday, May 01, 2010
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