Topic : "awesome movies that came out before my wife was born"

Five word review of "Sucker Punch"

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??????????????????????????

OR

Its like "Inception" for chicks.

So can anyone find either a pic or gif of...

Scott Glenn's arms in the Right Stuff.

I was trying to explain to Sarah about how fucking gigantic they were.

Voicemail I left my niece

after I found out that Fun "Tonight We are Young" is the #1 ROCK song. Not pop. ROCK. Not even a fucking guitar solo.

Fuck that.

Five word review of "Water for Elephants"

Vampiric veterinarians do not sparkle

The Only Correct Review of 'FMJ' Involves...

Cow Days
Get More: SOUTH
PARKmore...

Five word review of "The Other Guys"

Too long, not very funny.

Sarah's review:

What was "The Other Guys" ? ( and yes, she did watch it)

Five word review of "Full Metal Jacket"

Stanley Kubrick is the man.

Five word review of "Due Date"

Robert Downey punches a kid.

and, as always, if you arent watching "New Girl", you're an anti-semite. Bitches.

Did I mention Omar is on Community ????

Have I mentioned that I love the internet ???

Im officially becoming a monarchist !!! Princess Madeline for President!!!

Holy shit. With her blond hair and sparkling blue eyes, Princess Madeline is the embodiment of a Nordic-princess fantasy, and she leads a flamboyant life too: she is best known for her stunning good looks, wild partying, a foiled kidnap attempt by Eastern European gangsters and the fact that she is a paparazzi ‘honey pot’. Since attempts by royal advisers to calm her down and shed her party-girl image, she has devoted most of her time to studying, completing internships at the UN and working for her mother, Queen Silvia’s foundation World Childhood Foundation. Nice.

Downloaded "Wettest County in the country"

I can add it to my public dropbox if anyone wants to listen. HFS.

I'd hit that.

AVENGERS SPOILERS !!! (circa 1978)

Completely unnecessary Alison Brie GIF!

SPINNING SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little visitor on the greenway

Normally I wear protection ....

Feminist Cthulu

More awesomeness here

Objective standards of beauty.

So as we celebrate the 3196th year since Troy fell, I found this neat tidbit from Isaac Asimov: Asimov’s suggestion of a unit for quantifying the measurement of beauty: “the milliHelen.” If the beauty of Helen of Troy was sufficient to launch a thousand ships, then one millihelen would be beauty sufficient to launch a single ship.

Wow. Just... WOW.

In case you're not watching Game of Thrones

Why yes, those are his balls exploding

Does this look like a whale ??? Is ths a message ? Am I listening ???

What Better Way to Celebrate Someone's Life

Its like Im a white Donald Glover who cant act or sing or write

AngryCat hates automatic feeder.

Lovecraft as 'Dear Abby'

Dear HP

Demography is destiny, bitches.

If you havent read "Fewer" , get your ass to Mars bitches and read it.
BIG THINGS ARE AFOOT, and are going to have a massive impact on everything over the next 40 years or so, i.e. our children's lifetimes.

Por los Greguar

BTW -- at this point, you dont even have to feel bad about watching "New Girl".

Busy day @ work

Kevin(7:50:19 AM): damn son, is there anything you CANT do ?????
Capt Shitknife (7:51:43 AM): levitate.
Capt Shitknife (7:51:46 AM): but i'm working on it
Kevin(7:52:16 AM): nah, gotta go for regeneration / immortality -- eventually, science will let us fly & be invisible

Capt Shitknife (7:53:01 AM): i don't want to be immortal. I'd just end up having to fix shit for morons FOREVER
Kevin(7:53:17 AM): good point
Capt Shitknife (7:53:17 AM): invisible would be alright
Capt Shitknife (7:53:56 AM): wouldn't have to pay to get into the strip club anymore.
Kevin(7:54:17 AM): i thought you learned your lesson from Lisa Loeb
Capt Shitknife (7:55:40 AM): I thought, "hey, I can leave, I can leave."
Kevin(7:55:57 AM): now you know that you were wrong.

"The Thing" , claymation and cats. BOOM.

Been a while

Mel Gibson seems upset about the fucking cunt cocksucker whores (audio)

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I love the internet.

Nothing more true hath ever been spake...

Im Destiny, bitches !

Good News I'm Excited to Share

But need to keep in slightly on the DL at school until everything is in place.

It's not a huge change, but I'm excited.

I've accepted an offer to teach part time at UNC in the evening next spring!

UNC BEST

It's not set in admantium yet, but barring some bizarre scheduling conflict at the UNC end, I should be a go.

The short of it, I get to teach a course to college undergrads on how to teach chemistry - planning the year, developing units and the ol' box of tricks for tackling the fun topics. I'll also coordinate observations within the three high schools in my district.

The money is good and should take care of a beach trip or two the following summer!

Running hazards

So lets say you're a copperhead, and its been 90 degrees all day long. All you REALLY want to do is stretch out and have a nice nap on some warm asphalt... that is until some gi-normous jack@ss comes running along and wakes you up.
I thought running @ night would be safe... Ummmm. No. Luckily in the dark the contrast between the asphalt and the snake was striking enough for me to change mid-stride and not step on the snake. It was a shame that all the pee & poop that immediately filled my pants dripped down on him. Sorry Mr. Snake !!!!!!!

I Giggled at this Picture for Half an Hour.

HT: spotmebro.com

21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist. Posted

In a post entitled, "Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? – w4m – 28 (Aragon Ballroom)," an anonymous woman wrote the following post, which is reproduced here in its entirety:

"Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."

Holy shit - been a while since I've been d-runk

Knocked back some Smitty's, Boddy's & Guinness @ Irish pub in Balmore. Bawdy language included for free -- tomorrow, owning Cam whilst Sarah puts on a wedding shower

Went back & wad reading some blog entries from '07 - we are some funny MF-ers, especially @ Sweet Dees house warming & bday -- the shit about the aliens & abortions ... That's gold Jerry, GOLD!! bb

Can someone check OED

What is the etymology of "creek"?

How Effing Great is this Picture?

These are NOT the droids we're looking for !!!

I know i promised that zombies had jumped the shark

but THIS -- Map of the Dead shows where guns and food are located, just in case you still have internet access after its all gone to shit.

Dont stop believing

Kitties gonna kitty

Fuck the TSA. Fuck them in their stupid asses.

Beanie Babies Hunger Games

Colony collapse

Pesticides ????

Hipster GoT

Pretty sweet depth chart of the oceans , etc...

Its crazy big so I am only providing a linky goodness to it.

300 steps to inflate and pop a balloon.

Ain’t nobody got time for that !!!!

Shit just got real

LAX-tastic

Cat bowling.

Happy Easter

Not Only Did He Hate the Tebow Trade, but...

years ago, he LOVED the Avengers!

Who, exactly , goes into a rest stop restroom with a sharpie?

I mean, is it spur of the moment to leave pertinent info or premeditated? And how much expected return is there? It just seems crazy to expect someone to take time out of their interstate travel to arrange a meet & greet -- maybe on trip back, but by then they've probably forgotten the number. Maybe I'm just not the target demographic for this kind of advertising.

So if you were not aware, Pete from The League is also the KIng of the Indie Film

Gamer etiquette

Linky Goodness

Wow. There's like 140+ of these. ENJOY!

Looking at our stats, I can only assume we're all hitting using TOR or some proxy service

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Otherwise, I'd like to greet our viewers from numerous cities & countries around the world. Bitches.

From the files of Capt. Shitknife.

Happy Blessed Wednesday!

This note is going out to one particular member of our community who
may read our community board... Whoever it was that stole the two
Easter ferns that were hanging on our front porch has truly taken away
from the beauty of the Easter Spirit that this week is supposed to
entail, and it's truly disappointing.

To have stolen the ferns would have taken premeditation, as the hooks
were tightened on the fern hangers and you would have had to walk
completely onto our porch to remove them... You also would have had to
stand on something to pry them from their hooks.

So, not only did you steal, but you trespassed and violated our
private space while we were home.

Thank you for the compliment that you liked our ferns, but considering
the meaning of this holiday week, it's disconcerting that someone
would actually do something so despicable, while we are in the safety
of our own home. It remains beyond conscious thought.

We were advised by neighbors when we first arrived to lock, glue,
nail, and tie our furniture to the porch on top of installing a home
security system... We're glad we took that to heart and done each and
all of the above, whereas we would have lost those items, as well.

**************************************************************
It's one thing to break into our car (along with 32 others in 48
hours) in our driveway, but another to actually step onto our porch to
purposefully commit theft.

Editors note: Capt Shitknife knows not of what said writer is speaking.
**************************************************************
You know who you are, and we would appreciate that you returned them
by this evening.

If not, you are welcome for the beauty of our ferns... The interest
thing is that had you spoken to us directly and asked, we may have
extended one of the ferns to you as a gift out of the Spirit of
Easter.

May the others in our community remain blessed during this special
Easter week.

Even for a non-Who-ite, this is funny shit.

Subway Plug -- no, not like "Eat Fresh", more like "Stop fire. Stop Flood"

Bucket loads of wha................?????????????

It ain't about taking a dump.

Epic Pooh.

Michael Moorcock of Elric fame criticises a group of celebrated writers of epic fantasy for children, including Tolkien, C. S. Lewis, and Richard Adams.
The title arises from Moorcock's argument that the writing of Tolkien, Lewis, Adams and others has a similar purpose to the Winnie-the-Pooh writings of A. A. Milne, another author of whom he disapproves: it is fiction intended to comfort rather than challenge.

Cats make everything lulzer

If it doesn’t make you at least smile, you should petition the Wizard of Oz for a heart.

8 years of Halo

4 life bitches

Mad Men spoilers !!!!!!!!! DON DRAPER IS A GIANT!!!!!!!!!

Looks like the D.E.N.N.I.S. works !!!!!!!!!!!!!