Mmmmmmmmm...

What about that doesn't sound tasty?

former student hits big time

http://girlnextdoor.menshealth.com/

I taught Carolyn chemistry and some Ultimate. I also taught her youngest brother who just made the Darkside-A squad at UNC men's Ultimate. . . .

Factoid of the Day

The ENTP Myers-Briggs personality type is the most likely to be disciplined by RAs at college. What type am I? ENTP. This is followed by ESTP.

If memory serves, the Rear is also ENTP.

Celebrations Celebrations

So, if you've heard me talk about work you've heard me mention the evil troll of a woman who takes a massive pay check while I work weekends to do her job. And how she's played the system to keep that massive paycheck 10 months longer than she should. Well, my friends, today she filed two weeks notice about 20 minutes ahead of being fired. If I didnt' have a class tonight, I'd host y'all with champagne.

So I've been exercising about 4 hours a day.

A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.

Who said State fans are illiterate?

Who said State fans are illiterate?, originally uploaded by Lee Mc.

We can read!

HFS. Thats all I can say.

I fell down the stairs yesterday & my foot and arm feel like shit.
So... I took a BC powder.

WOW.
I am completely fucked out of my gourd right now.
I might vomit.

My kid's new favorite book

Lots of intersting kid's books at the library.

So my Vice President makes some reference to me watching porn

Kevin(12:27:14): so ... thats the 2nd person that has inferred I watch porn.
Kevin(12:27:22): Do I LOOK like I watch porn ????
Gee(12:29:12): it's the sticky hands that are a dead giveaway
Kevin(12:29:32): Ahhh

Little background -- the Sidekick & I were @ Total Wine, and Vinnie the salesmen tells me that this particular wine was perfect for kicking back and watching porn.

Dayman

I remember a Dayman video post by the Sidekick (at least it's a Sidekickie-thing to post). You know where it is? I want the one with more than just Of Montreal.

Because I can't post with out douche braggarting, I saw Of Montreal at a Greensboro record shop with about 13 other people. Same circumstances as Iron and Wine. I have Mike, Just Plain Mike to thank for that.

I sold my soul to win this battle

but if its a boy... I WON!!!!

One of them days.

Sucky News

Big Russ is dead...not a joke but not sad for our band either.

The wyndham can eat a bag of dicks.

That is all.

He really did have all the moves.

Patrick Swayze - Chippendale
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I HONESTLY thought Xanadu was the only roller disco movie ever

By the way,

this new Beatles set is incredible. Buy it, invest in a good set of headphones, and we'll see you in a few weeks!

What happens when we get bored

During the day.

Wait for it!

Maybe the most offensive thing to make it past a group of censors in a game or show?

Good times @ work!!!

Kevin(14:43:37): "twatwaffles"
Kevin(14:43:40): me likey
Kevin(14:43:44): consider it stolen

R.I.P. Dalton

Greatest Human Ever?

Norman Borlaug?

Late night

We stayed up watching Season 1 & 2 of Always Sunny -- funny funny shit.

Funny shit, thanks to Gee

Its kah-rah-tay, Jerry. Kah-rah-tay.

SWEET TEA VODKA

That is all.

Tosh Video Clip

Sorry I couldn't find one that didn't have music playing. It is funnier without the crappy DDR music playing. Must watch the very end.

Giant bird in our yard

Giant bird in our yard, originally uploaded by Lee Mc.

Can't remember if I've blogged this before or not, but here's a picture of the "hawk" that shows up in our yard a few times a week (I don't know if it's actually a hawk or not).

Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women.

Venture Brothers Season 4!

I know only the 'guar and I care, but:

Someone mentioned this @ the shenanigans

Who Would Have Thought?

That folks from New York City and London would love to be regaled with stories of Seersuckers and Shotguns?

I even had one guy that I work with in New York say I was just in Louisiana this past weekend at a wedding wearing a Seersucker. Now with this sample size why in the world do they not rent seersuckers?!?

So when I mentioned the shotgun fun that will take place on Saturday morning, everyone was enthralled. They started asking questions immediately, such as will you be hunting rabbits? Are you taking the horses out? Riding with long coattails? I was laughing so hard I couldn't stop them from postulating on what we were doing.

Now the question is can we get some hound dogs, some horses and go on a proper hunt?