Too soon!!!

Putting away laundry and just noticed a woman on tv who was GORGEOUS, so I says to the wife " Wow. She's pretty."
Response ?

"She was a sex slave."

Ouch.

Five word review of "Fame"

Another Taratino production: NOTHING happens.

Too awesome for words

Weirdly, I think I may have posted this before, but whatev...

Bands of the Naught decade!

The RA has been promoting Nickelback as THE band of the decade. I challenge this on grounds of entrance in the decade. He supports it with the amount of radio play they get, people knowing lyrics, etc.

I'd like to nominate Foo Fighters for writing some badass shit along the way and while their production dropped during the later part, their tours and live shows made up for some significant shit.

Other nominees?

Interesting discussion w. a guy who lives in St. Louis

Kevin(10:36:42): hey, completely off topic / non-work related question -- since you guys are right on the mississippi , do you get radio stations that start with both K and W ??? Like KROQ and WRAL ???? 
Sean(10:36:56): yep  
Kevin(10:37:13): WOW. Living the good life !!!

Sausage Fest

I apologize to you Catholics but recently learned the age of consent in Vatican City (yes, that Vatican City) is 12 years of age. Unless, of course, their is mentoring/teaching relationship between the participants at which point it jumps to 15.

SHHHH!!!!! You had me at disembowlment

Had to go back to work a day early

Ouch. Let me just say that I feel like I'm part of a CIA test of sleep deprivation.

I have a five word summary of Knowing...

Alien abduction. Noah's Arc style.

Five word review of "Step Up"

Channing Tatum is SOOOOOOOO dreamy.

Messin with the kids

Is it wrong to tell my daughter that Swaziland was settled by the late Patrick Swayze?

Five word review of "The Departed"

Definitely top ten movie, ever.

Five word review of "Inglorious Basterds"

Will the movie just END!!!

Or the missus': Blow up the theatre, dammit!!!

We're really getting into crew dancing.

Anyone interested in joining with us to rep Raleigh ???

BTW -- dont think just cause we got mad love for you guys that you can get on our crew without an audition.



BTW -- we've renamed the house "The Crew Garage"

Happy birthday Kurt...

he would have been 43 today! Also, "happy" death day to HST...fucking coward.

As an aside, found out that the wife and I were married on his birthday; no significance to that, just found it interesting.

Five word review of "Aliens"

Rocks your fucking socks off.

Five word review of "Clueless"

Its pronounced Ah-lee-see-Ah, not A leesh A

This is so completely badassed

Isrealis took out some dude in Dubai

Five word review of "Excalibur"

Tits and ass and swords.

Invites to view pics on Flickr have been sent

Thanks for your patience.

I cant get the Flickr Zeitgeist to work properly -- I'm sure the Sidekick will be able to help.

Five word review of "Miller's Crossing"

Double Double Double Double cross.


BTW -- pics are uploaded, waiting on go ahead from the missus for permissions, then expect emails.

Five word review of "House Sitter"

Steve Martin needed a paycheck.

First time being REALLY pooped on

Lesson learned -- post bathing, get that little booger wrapped up ASAP

Pics are coming, I swear !!!!

While we wait on bebe pics to be posted...

How about the flashlight / machine gun????

Five word review of "Twilight"

Piggy back rides? Really ? REALLY ????

This pic made my day.

Run the Golf Course.

I'm going to run the TPC Wakefield Plantation golf course momentarily. I have no clue of the distance but will take a GPS out there. Anyone hazard a guess? Closest one wins.

Not to detract from bebbe talk

but damn was 'The Hurt Locker' an intense film. Great, great movie.

The Moil has spoken!

The boy would now be of the Chosen if only the mother was too.

Mom & baby doing great

Pics to follow at some point -- We have like 4 cameras full of pics so far.
I really do feel like I've joined some secret society, because you can tell people what its like to get black tar poop on you, but you really have to experience meconium in all its glory to truly understand it.

He's eating about every 2 to 3 hours and somehow poopin' about every 1.5 to 2 hours, and the Peed was like "WOW -- I was expecting 1 on the first day".

Anyway -- thanks for the thanks -- taking a nap & heading back up for the peeper snip this afternoon.

All in all, best day ever.

Cameron is here!!!

8:45 this morning. 6lb 15 oz and 20.5 inches. Word on the street is blonde hair!

Mother and father are doing fine. First tailgate plans to follow.

Cant believe how nervous & jittery I am

I might end up taking a xanax tonight just to calm down a little bit -- fairly certain I wont be getting ANY sleep tonight.
12 hours beeches!!!

WTF

is this donating bullshit? Why is there a Paypal link on here? Don't people already pay for Netflix? I appreciate pithy 5 word reviews as much as the next person, but I don't see the need to pay for them.

Also, I'm not sure everyone is aware of this, but there are only around 5 of us that actually read this blog...and NONE of us are the kind of people to donate money to some website via paypal.

Five Word review of "Julie and Julia"

EVERYONE should take PayPal donations

Five word review of "Starship Troopers"

Robert Heinlein spins in grave.

OR

Verhoeven never read the book

Five word review of "Conan the Barbarian"

Nietzsche was right. The End.

Five word review of "Groundhog Day"

Getting it right takes time.

Five word review of "Delta Force"

Lee Marvin's last movie stinks.

Five word review of "English Patient"

Ralph dies and Juliette cries

5 word reivew of "11:14"

In the end, boobs kill.

5 word reiew of "Wall E"

Robot saves plant, gets girl.

5 word review of "Bedtime Stories"

Adam Sandler wastes two hours.

Five word review of "Old Boy"

DEFINITELY not what you think.

Five word review of "Family Man"

Don Chealdle gets his wings.

Five word review of "Lovely Bones"

Serial Killer Never Faces Justice

Here's the news!

Woo Hoo !!! The 100 hour countdown is ON!!!

Baby T-bone has arrived!

And she's a T-Bone-ette.

Eleanor Maxham Herndon - 7lb 10oz. Favors mom more right now, but after the Caleb switcheroo, the jury is still out on likely final hair/skin/eyes.

Mother and daughter are doing fine at Durham Regional. Brother is kind of interested. T-Bone can't stop grinning. I already got one pic with both of them in my lap. Unfortunately C was leaning over on his back and looking beyond the camera.

Damn fine day!

Couldn't Lowe give me a win over the wife's alma mater too?!

WOW

So "Mrs. Hudson" & her sister had an appointment for mani/pedis on next Tue.
Apparently the Haitian refugee fundraiser that was scheduled for Sunday got canceled and rescheduled for.... wait for it... next Tue.

When the spa called to tell "Mrs. Hudson" that her appointment was being bumped she was .... disappointed. So she let them know how mildly upset she was, quite vulgarly.
That was FABULOUS.

Then the owner sent her an email saying that "Mrs. Hudson" was uncouth for not supporting the Haitian refugees.

WOW. She went Ball - istic. Ape Shit!!!

5 word review of "Edge of Darkness"

Nuked up Mel becomes Nemesis.

In honor of the day

Here's to you, Ned

Words can't describe...

Digging through my crawlspace today and saw my Dreamcast and this game: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

I'm done. I have spent more hours on this game than I have on almost any other game that I've owned.

We could be snowed in for weeks now and I'd be OK with it.