Friday, October 30, 2009

Just Wondering

Time spent drinking and watching Dylan DVDs leaves me wondering this: who was the douche that yelled "Judas!" and how does he feel about it today?

The anthem of the Day

Furr by Blitzen Trader. Perfect for this state of life?

Also, who the hell took 1962 Bob Dylan and put him in this kid's body.

That reminds me, the wife is out of town and I'm home alone. This is when a bottle of cheap Scotch, Civilization III, and the four-hour Bob Dylan biographical DVD (No Direction Home) converge.

But I still dream of running careless through the snow.

Oh and it's another -5% day for Bank of America.

Ninja edit

So good it does something in your mouth

This is the name of a pizza that a couple of students came up with for a linear programming project. Who exactly are they catering to?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Distance and the human form

NY Times Article

about our natural interest in distance running. I especially was intrigued by the idea of persistence hunting. and the humor of gilbert godfrey as a potential weapon in that sort of thing. . .

Soon to be part of a tasty panzanella

Mmmmmmm...

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

NOshaveEMBER

That's right boys and girls. No shaving till 12/09. I figure in one month I will have a nice al qaida beard going on. Not as nice as the 'Uars of course.

writing practice for our child prodigies

http://www.writingwizard.longcountdown.com/one-word_handwriting_worksheet_maker.html

let's you make the words you want with the traceable lines - old school!

HOLY CRAP

So THIS is a 10' great white. Something REALLY big took a bite out of it.

Ninja edit: Link should work now

Monday, October 26, 2009

And right on cue...

...BAC (that's Bank of America for the home-gamers) falls off a shelf. My puts are making a comeback for the first time in months. I think it's due to BHO's proposed regulation of too big to fail institutions (See example A: Bank of America) but who knows.

Friday, October 23, 2009

It's Been a While

How long has it been since I gave an economy post? Dunno but this spectacular article in Rolling Stone about Bear Raids got me thinking. If you want one sentence, then here it is: There is no recovery and it will not begin before ten years pass or Citibank/Bank of America/Wells Fargo formally collapse are are seized. If you want my rand in full, read on:

The unemployment rate is hard to grasp, but if you include all people who are unemployed and would work plus the people forced into part time jobs, we're currently between 17%-21% unemployment. This would compare to how they figured it in 1931 when it was 25%.

The stock market is rising rapidly. Scary rapidly. Don't bet against the rally like I did (Bank of America puts) because the market can stay irrational much longer than you can stay solvent. But don't put money into it, either! The best year for the DOW was 1930, one year after a crash. The market rises because they bet the recession ends soon; 9/10 recession end in a year so the market rises after the year; the 1/10 time is a disaster for investors.

Unless the goobermint just prints money, inflation is a non-issue. The money supply is so much smaller today than two years ago. Gas, gold, etc. could rise in bubble-like spurts but don't worry about it. If you worry about inflation, put 1/4 of your money into gold that you keep in your house.

Housing: Whatever. It's not getting better. The tax credit will be larger next year so wait to buy. Don't worry too much if you live in the Triangle . Be wary in Charlotte. Quit paying your mortgage in CA, FL, NV, AZ, etc.

Banks are so fooked it's ridiculous. But like the market, the banks can keep the goobermint corrupt much longer than you can protest it. Keep your credit rating. In 2014 it will pay better than any investment.

Manufacturing is improving but is not coming back in terms of employment. They're switching to machines. They're upping first shift's hours rather than hiring a second shift.

I've done the math and the GDP needs to contract by about 10%. I think we've made it 1/2 way there but the last 5% will be a slow burn (unless big banks fail/seized). Consumption is probably at its long term equilibrium now. Savings will pick up. Once people pay off their credit cards they'll use the money to save rather than spend. The new, unoccupied strip malls will go under.

The small business Renaissance will begin soon. Once commercial rents fall the unemployed will be wicked awesome with new ideas. The missing piece is the repeal of ridiculously complicated construction codes that require lots of dollars to comply (handicaps, pollution, etc.). If small businesses are exempted it's time to be an entrepreneurial.

And the number one rule of Tray Deee's forecast is to ignore it. The second rule of Tray Deee's forecast is to ignore it. The third rule of Tray Deee's forecast is give comments.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Fuckity fuck fuck fucking fuck

So an oil pan would have been GREAT.

Instead it looks like I cracked an oil pump seal. They have to take out and replace the water pump and timing belt to change it. Fuck.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Don't Judge Me

So teh wife and I are heading out to The Queen City to watch a dance show tomorrow. Two years ago I thought that dancing was for homosexuals and treehuggers. Since watching So You Think You Can Dance I have seen the error of my ways. Atheletism is key and there is a degree of art involved. If I were capable of producing tears then I would have dropped them after watching this piece about breast cancer.


This piece on addiction is fairly interesting as well.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

BTW , I think everyone knows, but if you dont...

Very cool, fun weekend.

Went home last night for my niece's birthday. We met her at a high school football game, which her BF was playing in.
After that we headed back to moms casa and shot the shit late into the night. I told her when she turned 13 that I was done lying to her, and now that she's 16, I told her she was old enough to get the straight dope, sort of quasi-adult status where she can hang out with us and hear some of the family stuff that has been off limits to her until now.

Very fun.

Then I ripped my oil pan out pulling in to get milk shakes. Oh well, c'est la vie!!!

Recession hits Hip Hop

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Slim Thug's Music Video - Still a Boss
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorRon Paul Interview


I've always liked Slim Thug. This cements it.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Pretty funny shit

When superheroes get old

We were evicted from our lake!

Wow.

Yikes. Talk about scared straight.

Oh the Hummanity

Bob Dylan has a new Christmas album entitled Christmas In the Heart. From all accounts, it's a good-faith attempt to recreate a Bing Crosby album circa 1950. The Chicago Sun Times complete panned the album giving it 0/5 stars...the critic goes so far as to say "Unfortunately, when it comes to the music, the album is a complete failure." How extremely disappointing. Not Bob Dylan's album but the review since we all know a Bob Dylan album is good simply because of musical dogma. I think less of critic Jim DeRogatis, the Chicago Sun Times, and maybe even the city of Chicago.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Monday, October 12, 2009

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Anyone have a black light???

There's cat piss somewhere and I just cant find it.

So we moved to Sprint

Each of us got an Instinct phone

Big things I noticed -- free mobile to mobile, which is basically unlimited calling. Only home phone I EVER call is my mom, so this appears to be very good for us.

Other thing I VERY quickly discovered was the NFL mobile. I basically wet my pants @ Best Buy.

Wedding pics!!!

Jackie McCool's web page -- you have to create and account and log in

Ninja edit: the gallery password is our boy's last name

Ninja edit 2: p. 33 is what you're looking for HEP

Saturday, October 10, 2009

race tomorrow

5k race tomorrow @ my school for anyone interested. $15 to run and money goes to some good cause.

Friday, October 09, 2009

Do I even need to mention how much I hate the Nobel Peace Prize?

Obama really needs to throw it back in their faces and say he doesnt want to be associated with thugs, murderers and dictator loving ass-hats.

Instead....


UPDATE -- please remember that the roots of the blog go back to me working out and bitching about the Nobel Peace prize.

In further news... In a stunning announcement, Millard Fillmore Senior High School chose Shawn Rabinowitz, an incoming junior, as next year’s valedictorian. The award was made, the valedictorian committee announced from Norway of all places, on the basis of “Mr. Rabinowitz’s intention to ace every course and graduate number one in class.” In a prepared statement, young Shawn called the unprecedented award, “f---ing awesome.”

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Best trivia team name ever (even if a its a little long)

New From Mattel, "Hermaphrodite Barbie". Comes in its own box!!!

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Sweet Dee & I might be drankin' tomorrow evening

Out on the back porch @ my house -- just about finished painting the bedroom & bathroom, so I see that as a reason to celebrate.
As always, open invitation.

UPDATE -- I might have to crash my own drinking -- looks like our massive order @ Babies R Us has arrived and must needs be picked up this evening.

Another busy day @ work

Mini Me(08:30:36): Did I miss what EvAh mean?
 Kevin(08:30:53): ever in 733t speek
 Mini Me(08:31:18): What????
 Kevin(08:32:06): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet
 Mini Me(08:33:33): Whatever.

Monday, October 05, 2009

Good times @ work

kb720e(14:52:54): Anything going on that we are aware of in West Sussex in the UK? I have the LNOC asking.
 sv1895(14:58:31): we wouldnot know other than CNOCs
 kh4796(14:59:58): or a major disturbance in the Force.

Friday, October 02, 2009

Funniest show evah!

The mark of a high class school?

A well thought out zombie preparedness plan.

Note: Actual PDF here

Sweet Dee, why hasn't our alma mater come up with such a document yet? I think this is something your department needs to get on right away!