Just in case the Sidekick & I are the only one's who've been Avenger-fied

Space Arby's , anyone ???

Siri hates hipsters

Good times... if Phantom Menace was good.

Im guessing this will have to be a man-date w. El Tino

Digestion never looked so good

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG APRIL 1 bitches!!!!!

Oh Frank... you so funny when you kidnap boat of tourists...

When I first saw this , I thought it was a " no abortions!" sign

Climbing pole ... Not a double entendre!!!!

My fuser, we named him Mac

No trip to Cali would be complete without a visit

This is my fiber. There are many like it but this one is mine

Learning to be a fiber splicer in Anaheim Ca

Worf gets denied... again and again and again

I think this might take the cake for "Greatest thing ever posted on the internet"

"There’s a word for girls who are physically perfect, scared of water, and who have sex with Brian Austin Greene for 8 years, and that word is “android”. "

So I was dancing and singing "SHOW ME THE ROUTER !!!" to a customer

For your entertainment...

Black Hawk Down

Every punch from Road House

Five word review of "Die Hard 2"

Its always about the money.

Five word review of "Heathers"

Is a movie with three murders and a suicide honestly a comedy ? The wife was shocked by the first, stunned by the 2nd & 3rd, and "blown away" by Slater's demise.

Anyway -- "Great ending to the 80s"

Five word review of "True Grit"

Drunk kills horse, saves girl.

Gary Busey has declared bankruptcy

6 days sober!!

Deer, possums and snakes! Oh my!

So wrong

Fucking possum fucker

Epic Rap Battles of History

Hitler Vs. Vader


Einstein Vs. Hawking


If you guys have already seen these then I apologize. If you haven't then please hit these guys up because they have many more episodes.

Are there very many movies that are better than.....

Last of the Mohicans?

I mean, HFS... what DOESNT this movie have? Adventure? Excitement? True Love? Mr. Kobiashi ? Daniel Day Lewis at his most badassed? Fucking Magua ????

Really, when it comes down to it, I cant think of anything "wrong" with the movie. Nothing seems to drag, nothing seems out of place. Unlike Phantom Menace, I feel invested in the characters, I understand the plot, etc...

Good times.

Underdog

I feel like this song is a really underrated song form the mid 90's. It is the Primitive Radio Gods song "Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand" song... i probably could have just said that it was THE Primitive Radio Gods song.


Ninja edit! Ignore the ads, enjoy the King

Community re-imagined as Street Fighter

In honor of Tzom's brother in law --- Keep fucking that chicken

Only six short weeks left

to re-read "Clash of Kings", book II of Song of Ice & Fire.

April 1 beeches.

BTW -- is anyone watching "“Eastbound and Down” ? Whats the deal -- 3 seasons & I've never even heard of it.

Ball or Sword?

The FP: t it’s the gang movie set in the world of competitive dance videogames written in a vulgar, quasi-futuristic street vernacular the world needs

Capt. ShitKnife's manager is out ... for a week. Bitches

Steve Vai

New Girl - funniest show on tv

Cleaning up after I laughed so hard I vomited

Cliff O'Malley!!

LOL awesome parenting

More mad love for the cat hatas

ASS TO ASS!!! Well, whatever puppets have ...

Possum Gonna Possum

Holy shit.

I didnt even know they made Slip & Slides anymore!

NIIIIIINJA

I wish I could quit you zombie-apocalypse!!! Part II

Mother fucking possum fucker

Kevin: So possum cage in basement 4 days. We HEAR the little fucker but either he's full & doesn't like cat food or trap int springing. Anyway, I've patched up hole, so I called animal control to come get cage. Go down to get cage and BOOM, little fucker sitting there staring at me. So I grab his tail & toss his ass in the cage .

Kevin: So the wife is like " you need to let him go. Hole is patched, no harm no foul - just let him out" so I do . Why ? Because if that fucker goes back in the basement, I'm getting a Super Gimme ... BOOM!!! thank you mr possum!!!!

Lee: I'm going to guess everyone is going to come down that you're a 'tard.

Kevin: I got 2 super bowl rings & have been @ Disney for 3 days!!!

Lee: And a rabid possum stalking your family. It's like the marsupial version of 'the first power'.

Brent: eli loves splash mountain!!

Kevin: It's that fucking opposable thumb !!! They can turn door knobs!!!

Lee: Gah should have gone marsupial 'Cats eye'. He'll steal your breath!

Kevin: You at least have foxes musking up your deck chairs. I just have a spiteful rat that can open doors shitting in & on anything it can get it's rectum near

Kevin: And .... Guess what I hear in my basement ? Mother fucker

Lee: He is so going to poop into your mouth in your sleep.

Tony: I say it's time to get a gun to solve the marsupial problem.

Greg: Ok this is by the funniest text chat in a while.

Greg: When you let it go where did you let it go?

Tony: In his back yard, probably ten feet or less from the door...

Lee: It immediately gnawed the hole in the wall back open (from the inside) while Kevin watched.

Greg: Lol, not the nearby woods?

Lee: Please remember, he had IT TRAPPED WITH AN ANIMAL CONTROL GUY ON THE WAY AND LET IT OUT! There was no need to get coolant involved.

Tony: Not until it came back anyway

Lee: That's now on him. I'm siding with the possum. POOP AWAY GOOD SIR!

Tony: Nevermind the antifreeze, it takes too long.

Lee: Plus, the possum can just drink some booze and counteract the effects.

Kevin: Little fucker

Kevin: So it / they are going UNDER the slab of the AC / heater, coming up between the unit and the house in an area covered by flashing , then squeezing around the duct -- fucking thumb having sum beeches

I wish I could quit you zombie-apocalypse!!!

It takes this company an email to know etiquette??

San Francisco Firm Sends Awesome Officewide ‘Restroom Etiquette’ Email

Lawsuit: Defendant Breached a Duty Not to Shoot Bottle Rockets Out of His Anus - Lowering the Bar

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2012/02/bottle-rocket.html

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!

Apparently this show is subversive in its high level sci-fi content. Case in point:

Somebody Call My Mama!

This guy is awesome. Note the development of his character over the weeks (mainly the raptor claws)!

This guy is the nuts.

HOLY SHIT!!!

Kobayashi-eats-record-337-chicken-wings

Boom!!! Decision made, joining 21st century!!!

The best thing the Muslims can take credit for since algebra.

Combining two of my favorite things. DONT DRIVE ANGRY!

Herd immunity my ass

Kevin(9:27:12 AM): who gets the flu these days ???????????
Kevin(9:27:28 AM): dont they know you can get a flu shot, usually for free ????????
MR X (9:27:51 AM): i know huh?
Kevin(9:28:08 AM): like , just numbers wise -- you figure she makes 30 / 35 an hour
Kevin(9:28:14 AM): missing 2nd week of work
Kevin(9:28:22 AM): thats like $2500
Kevin(9:28:55 AM): i have a pretty good idea about what my wife would do to my anatomy if I went to vegas & blew $2500
MR X (9:29:40 AM): even w/o insurance shot is $25-30.
MR X (9:29:56 AM): 30 < 2500

Speaking of disrespecting cripples

Apparently, the handicapped kid in Glee isnt handicapped. He can fucking walk.
Bullshit.

So on Sunday, anyone want to help me catch...

the possum living in the basement?
Sarah's folks are bringing a trap NEXT weekend, but I figure I got 36 beers that are all telling me I can catch this little fucker THIS weekend.

Anyway... let me know if you have any allergies before you go in my basement.

Andy could have been more than a sidekick.... but he took an arrow to the knee.

Video: Self-Guided Bullet Spots, Steers and Nails Its Target | Danger Room | Wired.com

http://m.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/self-guided-bulle/

I hate to bitch about the concept of "politically correct" , but when language loses all meaning...

So this was something I had to read in some training at Vandalay Industries:

First, Develop a Vocabulary of Respect

Use of the Term Handicapped

Blue signs all over town say “handicapped.” The term is now used to refer to an obstacle or a barrier. Use of the word to refer to a person is considered disrespectful.



Isnt not having an arm , or leg , or brain an obstacle ????????????????????????

OMG -- brainsplosion.

And dont get me wrong-- Im 100% certain that at some point, I will be injured and lose and arm or leg or eye & eventually be in a wheelchair. Guess what? I will be handicapped.

Fucking language destroying fucktards.
Fuck them.