I gave them :16-:36.
Sort of like in Animal House where Bluto spills mustard on himself ... if the RearAdmir0l were a coke head and mustard was shame.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Monday, May 28, 2012
Sunday, May 27, 2012
This is Why Booze is Going Strong Through the Recession
This is 1 in about 200 really good drinking songs put out in the past 3 years. No wonder the bar business is booming.
Song I'm too old to understand*
*Ninja editor's opinion only.
*Ninja editor's opinion only.
Saturday, May 26, 2012
ROOMBA BITCHES!!!!!!!1
So a roomba fell into our laps -- let me just say, letting it just go nuts and clean while we're upstairs bathing the kid... very fucking awesome.
It somehow got itself into our washroom, where we store the litter box.
Fuck me if it didnt clean the entire room.
ROOMBA BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!!
It somehow got itself into our washroom, where we store the litter box.
Fuck me if it didnt clean the entire room.
ROOMBA BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!!
What Hip Hop Taught Me
This is a video from Jenna Marbles. She has some hilarious videos including the ones on what guys do in the morning and what girls do in the morning. This one is on what hip hop has taught her. Pretty funny. You can skip the first 20s or so.
HOLY SHIT
TIME HAS NOT BEEN KIND TO COURTNEY THORNE SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dumb lucked into watching some of the latest 2 1/2 men and dear lord, she's just gone done hill. Back on that show with Jim Belushi, it was obvious she was way out of his league. Now, she's just as homely as Jon Crier. Sheesh.
Dumb lucked into watching some of the latest 2 1/2 men and dear lord, she's just gone done hill. Back on that show with Jim Belushi, it was obvious she was way out of his league. Now, she's just as homely as Jon Crier. Sheesh.
Friday, May 25, 2012
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
I had, by far, one of the scariest, most hilarious dreams I have ever had in my life last night.
Woody & Buzz were infected with the Rage virus, and were running around the house trying to eat us. I had a pitchfork & was opening doors and closets and stabbing into ventilation trying to kill the little fuckers.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Monday, May 21, 2012
So if you're watching Game of Thrones....
Here's what you're missing:
Robb Stark not banging the chick he's supposed to be banging. This is so confusing that I have no idea what is going on and its making me jittery.
Robb Stark being in his grandfather's castle of Riverrun. We havent even HEARD of his uncle yet.
Roose Bolton being in Harrenhall (instead of Tywin Lannister) when Arya "escaped".
Oh, and the Bloody Mummers.
These are such HUGE glaring differences and I have NO idea how the fuck they are going to make sense of what needs to happen.
Wolves? What wolves?
So I've come to the conclusion that I'm watching a very awesome, enjoyable show that just happens to share the name of a book I once read, but not really much else.
Robb Stark not banging the chick he's supposed to be banging. This is so confusing that I have no idea what is going on and its making me jittery.
Robb Stark being in his grandfather's castle of Riverrun. We havent even HEARD of his uncle yet.
Roose Bolton being in Harrenhall (instead of Tywin Lannister) when Arya "escaped".
Oh, and the Bloody Mummers.
These are such HUGE glaring differences and I have NO idea how the fuck they are going to make sense of what needs to happen.
Wolves? What wolves?
So I've come to the conclusion that I'm watching a very awesome, enjoyable show that just happens to share the name of a book I once read, but not really much else.
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Monday, May 14, 2012
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Getting back to our roots.
Since my foot quit hurting & my knees are now working, been running about a month, started going to the basement this weekend to workout. I'm one out of shape bitch.
Anyway:
Did a circuit, 1 minute on, 1 minute off:
Punching bag - 4 minutes
Hitting the giant tire - 3 minutes
Jumping box - 3 minutes
After that 4th punching bag , my arms wouldnt lift.
So I did some kettlebell snatches with Mr. Happy, the 44 lb-er 30 seconds on, 30 seconds off for 3 minutes.
All I know is the insides of my elbows where forarms & biceps connect are sore as fuck.
Anyway -- looks like the Manhole has re-opened for bidness, bitches.
Anyone who wants to go running every other evening around 8 is more than welcome to join ( alternating 3 & 4 miles )
Anyway:
Did a circuit, 1 minute on, 1 minute off:
Punching bag - 4 minutes
Hitting the giant tire - 3 minutes
Jumping box - 3 minutes
After that 4th punching bag , my arms wouldnt lift.
So I did some kettlebell snatches with Mr. Happy, the 44 lb-er 30 seconds on, 30 seconds off for 3 minutes.
All I know is the insides of my elbows where forarms & biceps connect are sore as fuck.
Anyway -- looks like the Manhole has re-opened for bidness, bitches.
Anyone who wants to go running every other evening around 8 is more than welcome to join ( alternating 3 & 4 miles )
This is Spectacular.
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012
Tuesday, May 08, 2012
I Think this is How Maurice would Want to be Remembered.
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Monday, May 07, 2012
Friday, May 04, 2012
I used to think Russ having sex in high school was the bees knees.
This, however, takes the cake -- stolen cars, drive by shootings, AK 47s & shotguns, scanners and jammers, fake police uniforms -- sorry dude, getting laid just got pwned by the greatest high schooler.... EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, May 03, 2012
Science kicks so much ass its not even funny
Astronomers see ANOTHER star ripped apart by a black hole!
That's right -- ANOTHER. They've seen TWO in the past two years -- and not by dumb luck.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH COMING TO KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!!
That's right -- ANOTHER. They've seen TWO in the past two years -- and not by dumb luck.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH COMING TO KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!!
OMG.. OMG.. OMG..
finally caved and picked up some of these bad boys last night. must say.. that is one solid, tasty taco.
Wednesday, May 02, 2012
Tuesday, May 01, 2012
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