Thursday, May 31, 2012

Sunday, May 27, 2012

This is Why Booze is Going Strong Through the Recession

This is 1 in about 200 really good drinking songs put out in the past 3 years. No wonder the bar business is booming. Song I'm too old to understand*

*Ninja editor's opinion only.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Super cool geekiness coming up on June 5th

Last transit of Venus this century -- looks like NC Museum of Natural Sciences will be doing viewings 530 pm-sih. Get you pocket protectors warmed up and ready to go !!!

ROOMBA BITCHES!!!!!!!1

So a roomba fell into our laps -- let me just say, letting it just go nuts and clean while we're upstairs bathing the kid... very fucking awesome.
It somehow got itself into our washroom, where we store the litter box.
Fuck me if it didnt clean the entire room.

ROOMBA BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!!

What Hip Hop Taught Me

This is a video from Jenna Marbles. She has some hilarious videos including the ones on what guys do in the morning and what girls do in the morning. This one is on what hip hop has taught her. Pretty funny. You can skip the first 20s or so.

HOLY SHIT

TIME HAS NOT BEEN KIND TO COURTNEY THORNE SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumb lucked into watching some of the latest 2 1/2 men and dear lord, she's just gone done hill. Back on that show with Jim Belushi, it was obvious she was way out of his league. Now, she's just as homely as Jon Crier. Sheesh.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Straight Dave's Man Slammin' Maxout

Made me laugh all morning

I had, by far, one of the scariest, most hilarious dreams I have ever had in my life last night.

Woody & Buzz were infected with the Rage virus, and were running around the house trying to eat us. I had a pitchfork & was opening doors and closets and stabbing into ventilation trying to kill the little fuckers.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Holy shit.

Fuck me.
Supreme Court Upholds $675,000 File Sharing Verdict

Street Fighter + Portal Gun = "PERFECT!"

So if you're watching Game of Thrones....

Here's what you're missing:

Robb Stark not banging the chick he's supposed to be banging. This is so confusing that I have no idea what is going on and its making me jittery.

Robb Stark being in his grandfather's castle of Riverrun. We havent even HEARD of his uncle yet.

Roose Bolton being in Harrenhall (instead of Tywin Lannister) when Arya "escaped".
Oh, and the Bloody Mummers.

These are such HUGE glaring differences and I have NO idea how the fuck they are going to make sense of what needs to happen.

Wolves? What wolves?

So I've come to the conclusion that I'm watching a very awesome, enjoyable show that just happens to share the name of a book I once read, but not really much else.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Getting back to our roots.

Since my foot quit hurting & my knees are now working, been running about a month, started going to the basement this weekend to workout. I'm one out of shape bitch.
Anyway:

Did a circuit, 1 minute on, 1 minute off:
Punching bag - 4 minutes
Hitting the giant tire - 3 minutes
Jumping box - 3 minutes

After that 4th punching bag , my arms wouldnt lift.
So I did some kettlebell snatches with Mr. Happy, the 44 lb-er 30 seconds on, 30 seconds off for 3 minutes.

All I know is the insides of my elbows where forarms & biceps connect are sore as fuck.

Anyway -- looks like the Manhole has re-opened for bidness, bitches.
Anyone who wants to go running every other evening around 8 is more than welcome to join ( alternating 3 & 4 miles )

Sh*t gets real at the 1:40 mark

Personal trainer cat will keep you on track.

This is Spectacular.

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Tuesday, May 08, 2012

WHITE FANG!!!

Again, if you aren't watching "New Girl", you need to go back to your own kind!!!

I Think this is How Maurice would Want to be Remembered.