Anyone else been watching Tosh.0

Guy tries to break 100 coconuts with his bare hands...and fails The one from the actual show is better with Tosh's comments but here is the clip.

Is it Racist?


Worst best man Redemptoin with Jeffrey Ross

Tosh.0	Thurs, 10pm / 9c
Web Redemption – Best Man
www.comedycentral.com
Daniel Tosh Miss Teen South Carolina Demi Moore Picture

Ninja Edit: Here's the original speech!

Not getting any emails

Past 2 days, looks like my gmail is janked up -- I'm not even getting my "Get Fuzzy"
Kind of freaked out, because the last time I got NO email my brother died.

If anything of import comes up, probably best to send txt or call.

Fun new site: emailsfromcrazypeople.com

Funny for the day

Jeremy(15:34:51): A girl asks her doctor,"How many calories are in cum?" Dr says,"If you suck that much dick, no one cares if your chubby or not!
Kevin(15:35:05): LOL

OMG

Warren!!!!

You fellas are in luck! I'm d/l the show as we speak!

This is what you call a bad day ( I hit ENTER too many times)

USLORENEWNY01R#sh flash:

System flash directory:
File  Length   Name/status
  1   15269460  c2600-is-mz.122-13.T8.bin
[15269524 bytes used, 17760620 available, 33030144 total]
32768K bytes of processor board System flash (Read/Write)

USLORENEWNY01R#copy start flash:start
Destination filename [start]?
Erase flash: before copying? [confirm]
Erasing the flash filesystem will remove all files! Continue? [confirm]
Erasing device... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...erasedee
Erase of flash: complete
Verifying checksum...  OK (0x4EA8)
9501 bytes copied in 0.329 secs (28878 bytes/sec)
USLORENEWNY01R#
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USLORENEWNY01R#   ------------------->>>> This is me going OHHHHH FUCCCKKKK!!!!

Busy day @ wor4k

kh4796(10:12:39): anyone have any aspirin or ibuprophen ?
 js992b(10:12:56): or stronger ?
 jl2076(10:13:00): i have aspirin
 fl9065(10:13:23): headache powder
 kh4796(10:14:14): I apparently let my alligator mouth overload my hummingbird a$$ last night and drank a fishbowl full of death.
 mc304n(10:16:10): classy

about 3 minutes from punking a douchebag

A guy is going off near me at MIA. He is talking about how america is full of retards who only eat high fructose corn syrup. When asked where he was from he replies, "Virginia"

He just changed the subject but if he starts up again I will go and sit right beside him even though there are several empty chairs around him. From there I'm not real sure but I think calling him a douche is definitely going down.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

My wife and I bouight books today. 3 hour lay over will be spent drinking and reading. My book is above. Plus it is illustrated. I am so happy

Last and final straw.

So my mom pet sat all weekend -- things went great until about 5 pm yesterday when she went to feed Clover, who had decided to take a nap on the living room chair. Moms went to get her off the chair and Clover went ape shit and tore up her arm.
I will be putting her down this afternoon.

Birth Day!

Today is the day! I will be updating as needed.

8:20: At the hospital and settled in. It's go time!

2:35: Should be soon now.

4:25: Ethan is born! Whoa is that right! 9lbs 9oz! Middle name is now Haas.

7/20 - 2:00PM: Son of 'Uar and Sniper is home.

Admir0l, there's hope for you yet!

Sleater-Kinney guitarist attempts to become a Phish fan

Fairly entertaining set of posts thus far in her one week attempt to become a fan of Phish.

Big Men in Kilts

So my cousin Jeff got married over the weekend and decided that his people of honor wear a kilt. These are very big dudes. It felt like Shrek. I put a normal sized person in the frame for perspective, much like a Yettie footprint.

Manhole temporarily closed

Today I broke the bench. On Thursday there was a loud pop while I was benching and the bench moved about an inch down. Today I finished it off. You know how flimsy steel is it might as well be wicker. I am going to try to find a replacement this week but that will be difficult since it is my brother's bench and I will have to find an almost exact match.

For those of you who don't know

Bob Ross, originally uploaded by Lee Mc.

YA BETTA ASK SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is just flat out incredible. Part 2

Not to be a one upper, but this has it beat! Wow!

Get to it before it gets yanked for copyright violation.



Here's another link just in case. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGo0jGZMawM

This is just flat out incredible.

Do NOT blame me if you don't ever get anything accomplished again.

Seriously, this is the greatest thing in the history of the internets. I may not sleep tonight.

Dammit, is no one else watching this??? He just made a goddamn mutherfucking happy bush that's shining in the sun!

He just beat the Devil out of one of his brushes!!!!!!!

Now he's making a goddamn mountain scene! Who (other than those fuckers from Alive) doesn't love the mofo mountains??

HE JUST MADE A MUTHERFUCKING CABIN BY SCRAPING PAINT AWAY FROM OTHER PARTS OF THE PAINTING!!!! THE MAN IS MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING!!! WHAT HE DOES ISN'T NATURAL, IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF VOODOO WITH PAINT!

HE JUST PAINTED OUTSIDE THE CANVAS!!! MUTHERFUCKING CANVAS GOT NOTHING ON BOB ROSS!!

New episode!!! Note: He's NOT setting the sky on fire!!!!

Oh my G-d, apparently HE invented a word that I use on a fairly regular basis (mooshes!).

I'm going to repeat: WHAT THIS MAN DOES IS SOME KIND OF PAINTY MAGIC; NOT SCIENCE! THIS IS INCREDIBLE! I'M BEYOND CURSING AT THIS POINT. His soothing tone has calmed me and brought me to my 'happy place'.

We just had a bravery test. Bob passed.

I'm now pretty sure that I want a Bob Ross painting tattooed on my flesh. All of it. I want to be made up of happy trees and clouds, mebbe a cabin and a mountain. Definitely want some Van Dyke Brown in there.

Ummm...

Camera fail!

It says:

To store employee: Please remove this insert before putting toy on shelf.

Not quite Slam Dunking Hoes but still in my top 5 Album Covers

Click pic for full effect


This is back when Sugar Ray was a metal band and I think on Roadrunner record label along with other greats like Coal Chamber. Keep it Klassy.

Ninja Edit!

Greatest Album Cover Ever?

Note: I just noticed that it's a limited edition! I wonder if you can get this in vinyl (the album, not the ho)?

Good times @ work!

Kevin(08:43:37): so the South Carolina serial killer was iced by the Po-Po in Gastonia yesterday   

Gee(08:43:53): yeah i saw that
Gee(08:44:08): nice work by your peeps 
 
Kevin(08:44:46): I always laugh that my mom sleeps with a can of wasp spray and a box of condoms -- not the last few nights, apparently  

Gee(08:45:09): what the?   

Kevin(08:45:26): She says it depends on how they look. LOL   

Gee(08:46:06): to further quote patton small-hands: "get ready for the wintry freshness of mace"   

Kevin(08:46:52): oh, mace is for pussies --- wasp spray has a 30 ft range    Kevin(08:46:58): and blinds one forever   

Gee(08:47:07): you are so hardcore   

Kevin(08:47:16): not me -- moms   
Kevin(08:47:24): I have guns which dead you forever   

Gee(08:47:37): hahahaha

For the New Found Glory and Me first and the Gimme Gimme fans

Punk goes Crunk




The also have punk goes pop, punk goes 80's, and punk goes 90's, punk goes acoustic and punk goes metal.

If anyone is interested I have already downloaded punk goes crunk, punk goes pop II and punk goes 80's. mp3fiesta.com does not have the 90's one.




Ninja edit: Is this the one?

fun photo set.

interesting find from former student.

I remember seeing a similar series of projects involving squirrels.

It's no 'The Secret', but...

it's still pretty damn funny.

Ladies and gents, I present to you:


THE WOLF SHIRT!!

Ummm...

What or whom exactly is "chewing" on this "toy"?

And the only thing I can think about when I see the toy:

How much do you think that this is going to cost me?

So last night when my wife got home I went outside and turned the sprinkler on. It was about 11:30 pm. This morning I wake up and I look outside and notice that it is still on at 7:30 am. I'm fucked!

class chemistry video

My girls finally got their production piece on youtube. It's cute.




I'll see if I can get them to add the lyrics to the info block

Admin notice: added the embed code, as there was some HTML tomfoolery going on in that link