Creepiest guy in a commercial ever.

I have no idea how this commercial ever got released with that guy's "Sleeping with the Enemy" loving then crazy vibe going on.

Searching for a new MP3 site

My site mp3fiesta.com is raising their rates. I neew to find a new site. I have tried mp3sparks.com before and it is ok but I can run through $20 very quickly. I have been thinking about trying rhapsody.com. Have any of you guys heard anything good or bad about the $10/month download as much as you want plan?

Mark the date, keep the calendars clean

Looking at February 19th or 20th for Cam's 1st B-day party.
Just so we're clear -- this is for the Sidekick & HEP -- baby b-day parties are not an occasion for drinking. Maybe we can all take a hydracodone LOL

Too funny.

Eskimo brother:

When 2 males admit being intimate with the same girl and remain on good terms, the men are bonded by having shared the same igloo.


So it took me forever to take Sweet Dee's advice & start DVR-ing, then several more weeks to start watching "The League"
Dear Lord -- filthy & funny beyond anything ever.
Thanks for the heads up, Sweet Dee. Sorry I doubted you.

POLL TIME!!! Should I be upset???

So I was going to take a pic of Cam's "first" solid poop & blog it.
Turns out... he's been solid pooping for some time now & a certain person didn't share that info with me.

My question... am I out of bounds for being upset about not being told about solid poop???

Crom laughs at your Akash Bhairab.

“Officials at Nepal Airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft.”

Completely bad assed -- Dwarf stars going supernova

So a white dwarf is about 1.4 times the mass of the sun, compressed down to about the radius of the earth. The only thing keeping it from collapsing is the fact that no two electrons can be in the same place ( Pauli exclusion principle).
So if the white dwarf gets near another object and starts sucking on mass... Boom goes the dynamite.

So here's the money shot from wikipedia:

Regardless of the exact details of nuclear burning, it is generally accepted that a substantial fraction of the carbon and oxygen in the white dwarf is burned into heavier elements within a period of only a few seconds,^[14] raising the internal temperature to billions of degrees. This energy release from thermonuclear burning (1–2×10⁴⁴ J^[4]) is more than enough to unbind the star; that is, the individual particles making up the white dwarf gain enough kinetic energy that they are all able to fly apart from each other. The star explodes violently and releases a shock wave in which matter is typically ejected at speeds on the order of 5–20,000 km/s, or roughly 3% of the speed of light. The energy released in the explosion also causes an extreme increase in luminosity. The typical visual absolute magnitude of Type Ia supernovae is M_v = −19.3 (about 5 billion times brighter than the Sun), with little variation.^[12] Whether or not the supernova remnant remains bound to its companion depends on the amount of mass ejected.


That is COMPLETELY bad assed -- an object the size of the earth crushed and exploded in SECONDS -- blowing up at a measurable fraction of the speed of light. HFS.

Bad. Assed.

Reynolds Game!

Dec 11 2pm vs who the hell? USC Upstate. Is that like Durham Tech or something?

Anywhoo - putting out an early reminder for anyone else who plans to go. This year I'm hoping to arrive early enough to score a balcony center seat for the CMonster.

Good lord... Watch his eyes when he gets pissed off @ 1:28

Yowsers.

According to investigators, Williams–who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn–showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my p***y.” At this point, Williams “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”


This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my p***y or I’m going to cut your f**king throat.” [Yeah, try pulling that sh*t with Crocodile Dundee, see what happens.]

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams–who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated–nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon. [Sounds like she was brandishing two, but who's counting.] |via TheSmokingGun|

The Essence of Tray Deee, What Rear's Been Sending Women Who Post Internet Ads

My friend Trey is a divorcee and stays up much later than I can , so I need to outsource late nights to someone with no kids or wife.
I need someone to go to trivia @ Tobacco Rd. on Glenwood religiously.
I need someone to go to habitat on saturdays to destroy stuff

He's really truly the poster child for "Stuff that white people like"
He drinks PBR -- he lives near Big Boss & goes out quite often.
He loves Mad Men -- drives me nuts cause I dont think anything happens -- and he drinks martinis by the pitcher
He listens to all this indie music like joe pug and wilco and goes to concerts all the time
He's a handy man and built most of his house.
He's done an iron man triathlon, which was hilarious cause he didnt put enough balm on & chafed his junk.

Speaking of tall & blonde, if you're chicky & super cool, then I will be outsourcing you to do stuff with my wife, who is also tall & blonde. If you're not insane, you might be used for baby sitting.

No Seriously

How does this guy run a marathon after 2 months in a mine!

Greg needs to learn to hyperlink and use labels